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Poker Quiz - Quotes and Questions about Poker

POKER QUIZ PAGE from The Quotable Poker Player

Do you know your Phil Hellmuth full tilt trash talk from your Phil Ivey smooth calls?
Do you know your Poker 101 from your Ocean’s 11?
Do you know your High Stakes from your Big Deal?
Do you know your Texas Hold ‘Em from your California Split?
Do you know your bad beats from your Goodfellas?
Do you know your World Series of Poker champions from your party poker patrons?
Do you know your home poker games from your House of Games?
Do you know your poker face from your face cards?
Do you know your Go Fish from the Devilfish?

Can you handle The Quotable Poker Player Quiz?

THE QUOTABLE POKER PLAYER QUIZ - 1

WHO SAID ... ?

A. "The only way you can get wizardly good at No-limit Hold ‘Em is either play for thirty years in casinos, or play for two years all the time online."

A. PHIL IVEY   B. PHIL HELLMUTH   C. PHIL LAAK


2. "As an actor our job is to lie, but as a poker player I don’t lie nearly enough. I’m still trying to find my balls out there. You gotta know when."

A. JAMES WOODS   B. BRAD GARRETT   C. MATT DAMON


3. "Nothing in sport is more transformational than the WSOP. It’s like American Idol #133."

A. JOE HACHEM   B. JAMIE GOLD   C. GREG RAYMER


4. "The sound that a good chip makes as it hits the felt, or the clickety-clack as it’s stacked and restacked with others of its kind, can be as beautiful as a symphony."

A. ANTHONY HOLDEN   B. PHIL GORDON   C. AL ALVAREZ


5. "Chips become ammunition, and you’re going to war. If you’ve got a lot of bullets, you’re going to win the war."
A. JOHNNY CHAN   B. PHIL HELLMUTH   C. DANIEL NEGREANU


ANSWERS BELOW ...

QUOTATIONS TAKEN FROM

THE QUOTABLE POKER PLAYER

published by Blue Eyed Books


POKER QUIZ ANSWERS

THE QUOTABLE POKER PLAYER QUIZ - 1

A. "The only way you can get wizardly good at No-limit Hold ‘Em is either play for thirty years in casinos, or play for two years all the time online."
C. PHIL LAAK


2. "As an actor our job is to lie, but as a poker player I don’t lie nearly enough. I’m still trying to find my balls out there. You gotta know when."
B. BRAD GARRETT


3. "Nothing in sport is more transformational than the WSOP. It’s like American Idol #133."
A. JOE HACHEM


4. "The sound that a good chip makes as it hits the felt, or the clickety-clack as it’s stacked and restacked with others of its kind, can be as beautiful as a symphony."
B. PHIL GORDON


5. "Chips become ammunition, and you’re going to war. If you’ve got a lot of bullets, you’re going to win the war."
A. JOHNNY CHAN  



THE QUOTABLE POKER PLAYER QUIZ - 2

COMPLETE THESE POKER QUOTATIONS ... ?

A. "Poker is like war, life or a ?????. It doesn’t always live up to the plan."
PokerWorks.com

A. MOTORING HOLIDAY  B. HAIR TRANSPLANT  C. BLIND DATE


2. "Old poker players never die, they just get bigger ?????."
Anon

A. HANDS  B. SIDE GAMES  C. POTS


3. "Poker is ????? for the couch potato."
Henry Porter


A. WHITE-WATER RAFTING  B. BUNGEE JUMPING  C. ROCK CLIMBING


4. "The best part about poker is there's no ?????."
Samantha Bee


A. DOWNSIDE  B. DRUG TESTING  C. ENTRANCE EXAM


5. "Poker is a godless game, full of random ?????."
Andy Bloch


A. PRAYERS  B. MIRACLES  C. PAIN


ANSWERS BELOW ...

QUOTATIONS TAKEN FROM

THE QUOTABLE POKER PLAYER

published by Blue Eyed Books

POKER QUIZ ANSWERS

THE QUOTABLE POKER PLAYER QUIZ - 2

1. "Poker is like war, life or a MOTORING HOLIDAY. It doesn’t always live up to the plan."

2. "Old poker players never die, they just get bigger POTS."

3. "Poker is BUNGEE JUMPING for the couch potato."

4. The best part about poker is there's no DOWNSIDE.

5. "Poker is a godless game, full of random PAIN."





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